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Imagine the Moviefone guy reading the list:.

  • There Will Be Bleach!
  • Clutterfield
  • 270 Dresses (and none of them clean!)
  • National Trashure: House of Secrets
  • The Bucket and Mop List (very long)
  • Alvin and the Chipmunks (invade your house)
  • Titanic (that sinking feeling you get when you are about to have an inspection)
  • Twister: now where is that dog?
  • Free Willy - A whale of a water problem
  • Barfield - the hairball
  • Dirty Dancing (From stepping over boxes and piles of papers)
  • Stashdance ("She's a maniac, maniac, on the floor, and she's cleaning like she's never cleaned before!")
  • The Lion, The Witch, and The Cluttered Wardrobe (It's magical how they all fit in there!)
  • 28 Days (Until the inspection!)
  • The Never Ending Cleaning
  • A Beautiful Home (The clutter is really all in your head!)
  • Forrest Clump (Run, Forrest, run!)
  • Pack Adams
  • My Two Left Feet
  • While You Were Cleaning
  • Cats and Dogs (Self explanatory)
  • Two Week's Notice (For the next inspection!)
  • Sweepy Todd (The Demon Cleaner of Fleet Street)
  • Hairy Potter and the Quest for a Haircut (a film about body squalor)
  • The Pacifier - how to please your landlord in one down payment.
  • Dude, Where's My Trash Bucket?
  • Napoleon Flynamite - the fly killer
  • The Sixth Sense - I smell rotting food.
  • Die Hard - The Invincible Mold
  • Die Hard 2 - The Laundry Pile
  • Die Hard 3 - Mold's brother, Bugs gets revenge.
  • Die Hard 4 - The Carpet of Doom.
  • No Clean Pants for Old Men
  • I Know What You Didn't Do Last Summer
  • The Blair Wash Project
  • The Evil Within
  • The Hitchhickers Guide through the Clutter
  • Evil Pile Two
  • The Cat Who Avoided the Litter Box
  • Junk Fiction
  • Schindler's List
  • Stair Wars
  • Raiders of the Lost Keys
  • There Will Be Dirt (There Will Be Blood)
  • It's a Filthy Life (It's a Wonderful Life )
  • Paths of Glory
  • The Third Room (The Third Man
  • Requiem For a Nightmare (Requiem For a Dream )
  • Saving Private Underwear
  • Some Like it Clean (Some Like it Hot)
  • Paws (Jaws)
  • Path Runner (Blade Runner )
  • Mr Smith Goes to the Kitchen (will he return?)
  • The Big Sleep (on the pile on the bed)
  • Life of Squalor (The Life of Brian)
  • The Unbelievables (The Incredibles )
  • The Night of the Hunter
  • Toybox Story
  • The Worst Years of Our lives (The Best Years of Our Lives)
  • Sleuth (we hunt, and hunt, and hunt)
  • The Lost Apartment (The Lost Weekend )
  • Mystic Sink (Mystic Pizza)
  • Rosemary's Stuff
  • Dustbusters
  • The Wizard of OxiClean
  • Honey, I Shrunk the Clothes
  • Knocked Over (all over the floor!)
  • E.T.: EWWWW!!! Termites!
  • Extraordinary People